From National Park Politics To Aging Naturally: A Light, Spiky Morning Show

Headlines shouldn’t need a decoder ring, yet here we are: fee-free national park days get rearranged, and suddenly a calendar becomes a battleground for identity and memory. We unpack why swapping in a presidential birthday while removing MLK Day and Juneteenth stings far beyond the ticket booth, and how media framing can turn policy tweaks into cultural flashpoints. No yelling, no spin—just a clear walk through what symbols signal and why people care.

Then we pivot from outrage to absurd delight: the “trashed panda” raccoon who blacked out in a liquor store and somehow inspired three official cocktails. It’s a hilarious snapshot of our attention economy at work, where even chaos gets branded and sold. We talk about why these viral moments spread, how humor lets us breathe, and what it says about the incentives driving everything from news cycles to marketing playbooks.

Finally, we bring it home with something more intimate: Kate Winslet’s decision to age naturally and a heartfelt check-in on beauty standards, Botox, and the pressure to edit ourselves into perfection. We share a candid, first-person perspective on stepping away from injections, embracing lines and lived-in hands, and pushing back on the feed’s demand for eternal youth. The conversation closes with a soft landing in nostalgia—Rudolph, misfit toys, and the claymation classics that made winter TV feel like a hug—because sometimes the best antidote to a noisy day is a simple story that still glows.

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Chapters

• 0:00 Morning Setup And Headlines
• 1:10 Park Fee Days And Political Backlash
• 3:30 Debating Racism Labels In Media
• 3:50 The Drunk Raccoon Inspires Cocktails
• 5:35 Kate Winslet On Aging Naturally
• 9:56 Host’s Take On Beauty And Health
• 10:06 Nostalgic Christmas Specials Farewell

Transcript

SPEAKER_00: 0:30

Ooh, hello, good morning. It's Monday and I'm running a little late and it's hot up in this car. I have my big gigantic winter coat on. I had the heater running. Ooh, it's a little warm. Um, let's see. I have three light and easy stories for you over here on my X-File from the New York Post, and we shall get started here in just a minute, as soon as I find them. Okay, here they are. Alright, fun and light. New York Post. Trump adds birthday as free park day, while MLK and Juneteenth removals ignite backlash. At first, when I saw this, when I keep in mind it was like 3 15 in the morning when I was reading the headlines, I first thought he was trying to make a birthday, whatever your birthday is, like a holiday where you get the day off. And then taking MLK and Juneteenth away as holidays. I'm like, oh no, President, don't do that. No, sir. We like our days off as a federal holiday, being paid for that. No, sir. But that's not what it is, apparently. The Trump administration is reshaping when Americans can enter national parks for free, for free, adding President Donald Trump's birthday as a free day while eliminating Martin Luther King. Oh, for heaven's sakes. Just keep Martin Luther King Day and Juneteenth and then add your birthday to it. So it's Donald Trump's birthday that is going to be added. Although presidents often revise the list, the changes are sparking criticism from civil rights advocates and Democratic lawyers who say the removals undercut holidays that honor black Americans' history and contributions. They can get in free on Donald Trump's birthday too. It's not like it's just for white people to get on on Donald Trump's birthday. Whatever. The shift in I guess because they want to take it away. That means white people would have to pay too. So how is that racist? I don't know. So you can go finish reading that if you like. I just, you know, it's a national park. Somebody responded, it's on if it's public, why am I paying to enter? In their place, the Trump administration has added a slate of historically themed uh or presidential aligned dates. President Donald Trump's birthday, which also happens to be flag day, June 14th, by the way, becomes a free fee-free day for the first time, as do the Constitution Day, the 110th anniversary of the National Park Service, and the birthday of Theodore Roosevelt. Okay, whatever. You can go check that out if you would like uh to read a racist article. Man, there's a video there's a video out there. I don't know if I retweeted or not, but it's uh from a UK looks like a news broadcaster that went off on these terms being thrown around like racist and racism. She went off on it. If you can find it, go read it, go watch it. It's awesome. And she nails it, of course. All right, didn't you remember the raccoon that got drunk in the liquor store? Well, now it's being cleverly done, I guess. They've inspired new cocktails. You ready? Okay, a Virginia liquor store trashed by a drunken raccoon who went on a wild bender through the shop and was discovered blacked out in its bathroom has unveiled three new cocktail inspired. Three new cocktails inspired by the now viral burglary. This poor raccoon that sacked out, blacked out in the bathroom looks so sad. It's so awful. Since then, trust me, been there, hon, been there. Since then, the masked bandit, whom the Hanover Animal Protection and Shelter affectionately labeled the Trashed Panda, which is by the way also our baseball team's name here uh in Huntsville, Alabama, called we're called the Trash Pandas. Not not kidding, it's a real name. Um so since then the Masked Bandit alright earned its own impersonation on Saturday Night Live, even. Virginia ABC wasted no time latching on to its newest sensation and crafted three cocktails inspired by the raccoon's mischievous store break-in. The lineup includes the Rye Rascal Sour, Trash Panda Old Fashioned, and Midnight Gin Fizz. Well, there you go. They're all featured on the Virginia ABC website, alongside edited photos of a raccoon holding each drink. There you go, bunch of alcoholics. Go get your drunk on, I guess. Alright, my last story here, Kate Winslett. I just recently watched um The Holiday again. That's one of my favorite movies. I love The Holiday. I like Kate Winslett. I th you know, I don't know what her political views are. I'm sure they're since she's a Hollywood actress, I'm sure they're not good. But I like this about her. Kate Winslett, she's 50 years old. I thought she was a little bit older than that, but I guess not. Reveals why she hasn't got anything. This is how it reads. I promise you. This is how the headline reads. I'm not making this up. Kate Winslett 50 reveals why she hasn't got anything done to her face as she slams plastic surgery. Good for her. And good for uh Linda Hamilton too. I don't think she's done, she was recently uh spread out, you know, all over the social media uh showing her age, her actual age. Kate Winslett is proud to say she's aging naturally, and you know what? So am I. I will admit a few years ago I had Botox injections in my forehead, around my eyes, and I probably did that for a year and a half, maybe, and then I finally just stopped doing it, and I haven't had any injections in over a year, and I'm just not doing it anymore. I am going to age naturally, and I like it. I I like it. I've earned these wrinkles, and I actually like the way I look. The Titanic actress 50 weighed in on the topic of plastic surgery as she confirmed that she hasn't got anything done or injected into her face. That's what that's how it reads, I promise. Oh, it's terrifying. I think no, not you. Why? She told The Times of London in an interview published Saturday, calling out people who've become obsessed with chasing an idea of perfection to get more likes on Instagram. It upsets me so much, she added. Wis Winslett called it devastating that so many people, specifically other women in Hollywood, are undergoing cosmetic procedures and using weight loss drugs. Well, let me tell you why they're doing it, Kate. Because they get all the likes and and love from their fans and even men who, when they post pictures, they're like, oh man, she looks good for her age. Oh yeah, she looks great. You know, have you seen her? Blah, blah, blah. So yeah, they are doing it. If a person's self-esteem is so bound up in how they look, it's frightening, she stated. I agree. And it's puzzling because I have moments when I think it's better when I look at actresses at events dressed how they want, whichever shape, but then so many people are weight loss drugs. It's so varied. Some are making choices to be themselves, others do everything they can to not be themselves, the Oscar winner continued. And do they know what they are putting in? The disregard for one's health. It's terrifying. It bothers me now more than ever. It's a effing chaos out there. Yeah. Well, they are also the ones that uh have no problems injecting themselves with the vaccine either, so and uh so Winslett noted that she's upset not by all the fucking actresses, but by people who save up for Botox for the shit they put in their lips. Now I've not had that I've not had anything done in my lips. I did draw the line there. My my cosmetic person said, Why don't you do some lip injections? Nope. Nope. Not doing that. I was hesitant to hesitate to even do the Botox injections in my forehead. I was so terrified to do it, but I did it. I don't do it anymore though. All right. My favorite thing is when your hands get old, she said after showing the reporter lines on her face and to prove she hasn't gotten Botox. That's life in your hands. Some of the most beautiful women I know are over 70. And what upsets me is that young women have no concept of what being beautiful actually is. Thank you, Kate Winslett. Thank you. To support her argument, the mayor of East Town Star mentioned seeing a young woman on a BBC news article about a car crash who looked like a cartoon. You do not actually know what okay, you can go finish reading that. I that it goes on apparently on and on. We need to get to the question of the day. Alright, trying to keep it Christmas related. When you were a kid, when you were little, and it was Christmas time, and you remember the Christmas specials coming on television. What was your favorite one to watch? I had a couple. I had a few, but my favorite one was probably Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. The claymation thing. I love that show. And then the other one was remember uh it had the the bad guy with the fire hair and then the Jack Frost carrier. Maybe that was in maybe that was I don't know what maybe I don't know what which one that which one that was. But it was another claymation one. Misfit toys and stuff like that. I can't remember which what it was named. Anyway, those are my favorite. I like the claymation ones. All right, gotta go. Thanks for listening. Bye.